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[sophiaserpentia]

The Onion demonstrates once again it is among our finest sources of news, by tackling the plain truth in a way no other news source dares:

According to the results of an intensive two-year study, Americans living below the poverty line are "pretty much fucked," Center for Social and Economic Research executive director Jameson Park announced Monday.

"Although poor people have never had it particularly sweet, America has long been considered the land of opportunity, where upward class mobility is hard work's reward," Park said. "However, our study shows that limited access to quality education and a shortage of employment opportunities in depressed areas all but ensure that, once fucked, an individual tends to stay fucked."

..."Man, my heart goes out to those poor fuckers," Park added.

from Report: Poor People Pretty Much Fucked

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[dragonguyver.livejournal.com]

heyyy, I posted that on my LJ. not the same quote, of course.