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[sophiaserpentia]

"Essence of masculinity," a haiku, by Sabrina Qedesha, age 33 3/4.

An empty tube on
Toilet paper dispenser;
New roll sits on top.

Comments

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of Erma Bombeck saying that she pictured her husband and kids, in the event of her sudden death, wandering around holding the toilet paper spindle and saying to one another, "I thought she showed *you* how to change it."

[sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! And that's not even touching the "over or under" debate...

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

*flees from the bitter and never-to-be-resolved over/under debate*