dear republicans,

Just shut the fuck up. Please. Shut the fuck up and go away.

The best you have these days is to sound like Beavis and Butthead, "Heh heh, heh heh, he said 'toaster,' heh heh, heh heh." Well, guess what. Disturbingly large segments of the American population actually do not have the money to buy a toaster. When you have to roll coins so your kid has shoes for school, a toaster is a luxury item. So for you to sit on your yacht and sip Cristal, and laugh at Joe Biden for saying he wants to help the middle class "stay in their homes,... buy food,... fill up their tank, ... be able to go out and buy a toaster," you reveal nothing but your hatred for the very people you have been robbing blind.

At this stage you're lucky the American public doesn't have the stomach or the self-awareness required for operating guillotines. Count your blessings and go away. And shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!

Sorry. *clears throat* That's about as articulate as i am capable of being when i contemplate politics these days.