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Mar. 29th, 2006 04:27 pmI am the High Supreme Poobah Popette Lama of the Church of Disbelief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and if you believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist then you belong to my religion!
The Most-Assuredly-Not-A-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-Deity hath spoken, yea, listen to his/her/its commandments:
1. Thou shalt not believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, nor that any Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.
2. All adherents to the first commandment are forthwith required to tithe 10% of his or her income to the Church of Disbelief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I your non-pasta-divinity hath spoken.
I may have added a commandment or two of my own. But, er, anyways, welcome, all believers in this new religion!
The Most-Assuredly-Not-A-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-Deity hath spoken, yea, listen to his/her/its commandments:
1. Thou shalt not believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, nor that any Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.
2. All adherents to the first commandment are forthwith required to tithe 10% of his or her income to the Church of Disbelief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I your non-pasta-divinity hath spoken.
I may have added a commandment or two of my own. But, er, anyways, welcome, all believers in this new religion!
