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[sophiaserpentia]

Yesterday, the starter on my POS car decided it was going to keep turning, and turning, and turning, even with the key out of the ignition, until I disconnected the battery.

I was joking to akaiyume last night that my life has turned into a country song. My marriage is ending, my car has broken down, I'm having trouble at work, and I'm having a crisis of faith. If I had a dog the poor thing would probably be sick or dying. Oddly, today my mood isn't so bad. Things are rough today, but they've been far worse.

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[erinlefey.livejournal.com]

David Allan Coe "You Never Even Called me by my Name"

"WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN"

As he says elsewhere in the song, this is the perfect Country-Western song.

I'm sorry things are tough...

[glorioushope.livejournal.com]

Now if only your car is a Mustang, you can claim your pony died :P

[alobar.livejournal.com]

At least you are not the kind of person who would kick your dog, even if you had one.

[ladyoscar.livejournal.com]

God is making a career suggestion. You'd better take it.