Truth? Satire? Who can tell anymore?
Mar. 26th, 2003 08:16 amBAGHDAD, IRAQ -- Baghdad resident Taha Sabri, killed Monday in a U.S. air strike on his city, would have loved the eventual liberation of Iraq and establishment of democracy, had he lived to see it, his grieving widow said.
"Taha was a wonderful man, a man of peace," his wife Sawssan said. "I just know he would have been happy to see free elections here in Iraq, had that satellite-guided Tomahawk cruise missile not strayed off course and hit our home."
from The Onion's Special Coverage: The War on Iraq
On the more serious side, regarding falsified documents supplied by the US to the UN to "prove" Iraq was trying to develop atomic weapons:
"It took Bautes team only a few hours to determine that the documents were fake. The agency had been given about a half-dozen letters and other communications between officials in Niger and Iraq, many of them written on letterheads of the Niger government. The problems were glaring. One letter, dated October 10, 2000, was signed with the name of Allele Habibou, a Niger Minister of Foreign Affairs and Coöperation, who had been out of office since 1989. Another letter, allegedly from Tandja Mamadou, the President of Niger, had a signature that had obviously been faked and a text with inaccuracies so egregious, the senior I.A.E.A. official said, that 'they could be spotted by someone using Google on the Internet.'
"The large quantity of uranium involved should have been another warning sign. Niger's 'yellow cake' comes from two uranium mines controlled by a French company, with its entire output presold to nuclear power companies in France, Japan, and Spain. 'Five hundred tons cant be siphoned off without anyone noticing,' another I.A.E.A. official told me."
From the New Yorker, "Who lied to whom?: Why did the Administration endorse a forgery about Iraqs nuclear program?"
"Taha was a wonderful man, a man of peace," his wife Sawssan said. "I just know he would have been happy to see free elections here in Iraq, had that satellite-guided Tomahawk cruise missile not strayed off course and hit our home."
from The Onion's Special Coverage: The War on Iraq
On the more serious side, regarding falsified documents supplied by the US to the UN to "prove" Iraq was trying to develop atomic weapons:
"It took Bautes team only a few hours to determine that the documents were fake. The agency had been given about a half-dozen letters and other communications between officials in Niger and Iraq, many of them written on letterheads of the Niger government. The problems were glaring. One letter, dated October 10, 2000, was signed with the name of Allele Habibou, a Niger Minister of Foreign Affairs and Coöperation, who had been out of office since 1989. Another letter, allegedly from Tandja Mamadou, the President of Niger, had a signature that had obviously been faked and a text with inaccuracies so egregious, the senior I.A.E.A. official said, that 'they could be spotted by someone using Google on the Internet.'
"The large quantity of uranium involved should have been another warning sign. Niger's 'yellow cake' comes from two uranium mines controlled by a French company, with its entire output presold to nuclear power companies in France, Japan, and Spain. 'Five hundred tons cant be siphoned off without anyone noticing,' another I.A.E.A. official told me."
From the New Yorker, "Who lied to whom?: Why did the Administration endorse a forgery about Iraqs nuclear program?"