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[sophiaserpentia]

Regarding the bodily ascension of Jesus into heaven after the resurrection: Is Jesus floating around Earth in orbit, robe billowing around him as in a heavy wind? Did Jesus continue to accelerate until he reached light speed -- in which case, what trajectory did he take? Is that direction the way to get to the Father?

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[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Did Jesus continue to accelerate until he reached light speed -- in which case, what trajectory did he take? Is that direction the way to get to the Father?

Second star to the right, and straight on til morning.

No, wait, that's Neverland.

[sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was thinking last night that it might be possible to calculate the location and orientation of the Earth 2000 years ago, at the approximate moment of Jesus' ascension. Then, whatever direction we could determine was "straight up" from Galilee at that point would be the trajectory Jesus took.