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[sophiaserpentia]

Regarding the bodily ascension of Jesus into heaven after the resurrection: Is Jesus floating around Earth in orbit, robe billowing around him as in a heavy wind? Did Jesus continue to accelerate until he reached light speed -- in which case, what trajectory did he take? Is that direction the way to get to the Father?

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[akaiyume.livejournal.com]

Is Jesus floating around Earth in orbit, robe billowing around him as in a heavy wind? Did Jesus continue to accelerate until he reached light speed

Nah, he turned half a degree to the left and thus slipped into an alternate dimension.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Did Jesus continue to accelerate until he reached light speed -- in which case, what trajectory did he take? Is that direction the way to get to the Father?

Second star to the right, and straight on til morning.

No, wait, that's Neverland.