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[sophiaserpentia]

"Essence of masculinity," a haiku, by Sabrina Qedesha, age 33 3/4.

An empty tube on
Toilet paper dispenser;
New roll sits on top.

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[azaz-al.livejournal.com]

you are too funny

[ubiquity.livejournal.com]

I know!!! That totally drives me up the wall!

(:,
Pace

[erinlefey.livejournal.com]

I think you may have just developed a chromosome free gender test.

Take a picture of that roll on top of the empty roll.
Show that picture to the subject.
If they say "What?"-It's a boy.
If they sigh or get aggravated-It's a girl.

[ex-rosabel-b372.livejournal.com]

There are days when I would claim that haiku sums up the essence of my husband. Of course, that's not true, but there are days when you'd be hard-pressed to convince me it's not. ;-)

[archanglrobriel.livejournal.com]

{{laugh}} Ok so maybe that's a little too accurate...

may I borrow this?

[ohari.livejournal.com]

I promise to give credit where credit is due...