*snerk* This reminds me of the all-white academic seminar on white privilege in which it was determined by general consensus that I was the only person in the entire room who had a culture. (Apparently, blue collar, rural and southern is just enough of a shade off "normal" that white college students can actually see it. Seminar conclusion: Okay, so embarrassing and occassional identifiable "ethnic" varieties of white culture exist--and some people are Jewish--but the rest of "us" don't have one. Are we lacking something?)

Of course, I've since grown into the type of person who can't go out to buy beer for the Daytona 500 without coming home with stout brewed with love and fair trade organic coffee by the local microbrewery...