"Gee sir, why are you allowing yourself to cling to the pain of me having just kicked you in the nuts? Don't you know no one can hurt you without your permission? Rise above it all, man. Say to yourself, 'This too shall pass.' And ask yourself what past karma may have led to this moment so you can let go and let god. And then remember you can't heal until you forgive, so you best forgive me now."

Mwah ha ha!