Puts me in mind of "Soup is Good Food" by the DK's

We're sorry
We hate to interrupt
But it's against the law to jump off this bridge
You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
A tourist might see you
And we wouldn't want that

I'm just doing my job, you know
So say uncle
And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
Force feed you mind - melting chemicals
Til even the outside world looks great .. (etc, etc.)