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Yesterday, the starter on my POS car decided it was going to keep turning, and turning, and turning, even with the key out of the ignition, until I disconnected the battery.

I was joking to

akaiyume last night that my life has turned into a country song. My marriage is ending, my car has broken down, I'm having trouble at work, and I'm having a crisis of faith. If I had a dog the poor thing would probably be sick or dying. Oddly, today my mood isn't so bad. Things are rough today, but they've been far worse.

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David Allan Coe "You Never Even Called me by my Name"

"WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN"

As he says elsewhere in the song, this is the perfect Country-Western song.

I'm sorry things are tough...

Hehehe, yes, as I understand it, that song was written as a joke, to see how many country music cliches he could cram into a single verse.

you know what you get when you play a country western song backwards?

you get your dog back, your car back, your wife back, and the train backs up into you...*grin*

hang in there. time does heal most of our wounds. it may be a cliche but it really does.

Now if only your car is a Mustang, you can claim your pony died :P

At least you are not the kind of person who would kick your dog, even if you had one.

No, it is a Tracer, not named after any kind of animal. But I like the way you think. :)

No, but I might attempt to "kill a cat" or two soon. ::evil grin::

Dude, get outta my head! That song was the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.

God is making a career suggestion. You'd better take it.

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