David Allan Coe "You Never Even Called me by my Name"

"WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN"

As he says elsewhere in the song, this is the perfect Country-Western song.

I'm sorry things are tough...