note to all people running for president of the us

For the love of god, learn what waterboarding is and then articulate a clear and concise campaign position on it, okay? kthxbye

omg wtf lol, part 2

First Paul of Tarsus met the AOLer-translator. Now, thanks to the LOLCat Bible (uh, thanks twistedcat), we can read teh gospil ov Ceiling Cat:

[I Corinthians 15:35] Sum peeplz ask "When we com bak from teh ded will we be liek OMG zombiz or whut?"
[36] Datz jus silli.
[37] When u iz plantin stuffz, u plantz teh seedz, u duz not plant teh plantz LOL.
[38] [Ceiling Cat] maekz it gro into teh kiend of plant it needz to be.
[39] Evri bodi iz differnt. (I iz not jus sayin evribodi is different LOL, I meen teh akchl bodi.) Catz haz wun kiend of bodi, dogz haz a differnt wun, birdz haz a different wun, fish haz a differnt wun, u gets teh idea.
[40] Saem wai, dere iz regyulr bodiz an dere is hevnli bodiz. Liek Jenna Jameson LOL.
[41] Teh sun iz shini, teh moon iz shini in a differnt wai, an teh starz is shini too.
[42] Saem wai when teh ded comz bak.
[43] Ur old bodi iz probli not all dat graet honnstli. But teh new wun wil be bettr. Teh old wun wuz weak, but teh new wun kickz ass.
[44] It startid out az a regyulr bodi, now itz a spirichl bodi.

I can't believe they have significant parts of the Bible already translated into LOLCat-speak. Who's been doing all this?