Actually I made a pamphlet a couple of years ago just before Mardi Gras titled "What Your Church Doesn't Want You To Know About Jesus," demonstrating the probable existence of "secret" teachings of Jesus, and then hinting at what those teachings might be.

I didn't then have the resources to print up a lot of these, however.

It might be worth revisiting that pamphlet and reworking some of the ideas in time for the crush this year.